Watch as I attempt to write a brain-rotting parody of Sweet Valley High — in a month!

It’s part of National Novel Writing Month, in which truly insane people, such as myself, pledge to write a 50,000-word novel in a month. For more information, visit www.nanowrimo.org.

Sorry you have to read it backwards, I’m a blogtard.

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  1. Shannon #

    Oh my gosh. This is delicious. I can’t wait for more.

  2. Michelle #

    This is hilarious!

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    This is to funny, I’m glad i found it..

    GOod luck with your Nano

  4. Sunayana #

    I love this!

  5. Sarah #

    This is hilarious. Have you thought about getting it published by a publishing house that specialises in parodies (e.g. the Barry Trotter parodies)? I’m pretty sure that you’d be able to get passed the copyright issues of using SVH names etc because it’s a parody.

  6. Sarah #

    *past, not passed. D’oh!

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  8. Sarah Goldstein #

    Hello! I came across your blog because I’m part of the publishing team for SWEET VALLEY CONFIDENTIAL and saw that you’d posted about the book. Would love to be in touch with you if you’re interested in hearing more about the book and our currently-running Super Fan Campaign ( http://www.SweetValleyConfidentialTenYearsLater.com ).

    Sarah Goldstein
    St. Martin’s Press

  9. La #

    Did you get writer’s block, or just busy? I keep coming back to see if more has been written! I love your work!

  10. saucytemptress #

    Because of work and other obligations, I got really behind in blogging. The good news is I’ve finished the story and will be posting it over the next few days. Thanks so much for reading!

  11. Flo #

    By far one of the greatest things I’ve read this year. Much better than SV Confidential. In fact, SV Confidential can have all the seats.

    “Quit eating your banana like a whore.”


  12. saucytemptress #

    Thanks! Glad you liked it!

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