Post-coital Tristesse — Word Count: 33,521
“Lila was in her underwear?” Elizabeth asked, confused. She fiddled with one of her barrettes.
“Yeah, I can’t believe you didn’t hear about it,” Winston said. “She actually asked this one to marry her!”
Elizabeth turned to Bruce, the tears overflowing down her cheeks. “Is that true?” she asked.
“Don’t tell me you’re going to get all clingy now that we’ve had lots of mind-blowing sex,” Bruce said in a warning tone. Not cool, bro